Mission in life at age 18: To march with the Tech flag corps, sing in the Tech choir and meet lots of new people while actually acting like a grownup because oh my gosh I’m away from home for the first time in my life!

Mission in life at age 28: To go to the bathroom without a child on my shoulder who refuses to be put down until she burps but is also refusing to burp and a cat at my feet whining for me to turn on the faucet so she can drink the water.

Merry Christmas to all of my friends and family!  Eat lots of pie, hug your youngun’s and oldun’s and listen to Bing all day.

YES!

The Poteet Pirate Band is again #1 in the state!

People, I need assistance on a domestic problem. I have mop issues. I’ve tried rag mops, swiffer wetjet and various other sponge types. I’ve never really found one that I like. How do you guys mop? Any good suggestions on how to get good clean floors?

I’ve been cleaning the bathroom this morning. I had sprayed down the tub with cleaner and came back a little later to mop everything up. I turned on the water in the tub and began wiping down the faucet. I pushed a little too far on the handle and the water stopped running. Confused, I leaned in farther and began to push the handle back up. I was greeted with a shower of cold water all over my head. I had accidentally pushed the little shower button.

Luckily, I can laugh at myself.

OK people, I’m having a really rough day and I need your help. Let me have your worst groaner jokes.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fish.

I’m getting a little hazy and I know I should be in bed.  I just wanted to foreshadow a little.

Things are happening this week.  Good things.

Every woman should have a man that recites the Star Trek opening monologue with perfect inflection and accent while never missing a word.

My mornings now begin with one bleary eye opened and a first drowsy thought of “Coffee…coffeeeeeeee…”